http://www.theonion.com/content/video/nascar_coach_reveals_winning

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/genetic_scientists_develop_sheep?utm_source=videomrss_80188

Ah, the dangers of the dating world... and the joys of married life!

AND THIS, FOLKS, IS WHY I NEVER REALLY GOT INTO MATH AS A CHILD, OR AS AN ADULT FOR THAT MATTER...

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/historic_blockbuster_store_offers

CAR TROUBLE ANYONE?

“Dance with a girl three times, and if you like the light of her eye and the tone of voice with which she, breathless, answers your little questions about horseflesh and music about affairs masculine and feminine, then take the leap in the dark”
-Anthony Trollope (English Novelist)